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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, i would be happy to do it for you. When you're happy, nobody sees your smile. “gentlemen, you can’t fight in.
“The More We Criticize And Judge, The Less Time We Have To Love And Take Care Of.”.
It's a thin line between celebration and menace. “never go to bed mad. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.”.
“One Of The Fastest Ways To Improve Your Life Is To Simply Do What You Said You Were Going To Do.”.
I came into this village like a bridegroom to his beloved,. But you’re not as old as you’re going to be.”. It’s the big female weapon, and the test of a man is his ability to cope with it.
The Idea That Anyone Can Use Drugs And Escape A Horrible Fate Is Anathema To These Idiots.
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by. Historically, humans have been subjected to hysteria. I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked.
Pain Is Real When You Get Other People To Believe In It.
Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn't kill. Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. See more ideas about bones funny, sayings, funny quotes.
Life Always Offers You A Second Chance.
The secret of staying young. Hysteria is a natural phenomenon, the common denominator of the female nature. “you know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”.